"Even Your Mom Wouldn't Do That, Mike."

I'm not sure if I've sunk to a new low or a new high, but tonight Michael made dinner (thanks Mike, pasta, some meat sauce and sliced cucumbers). I heard him chop, chop, chopping away and didn't think much of it.....

until....

I heard Pete say, "Mike, even you mom wouldn't do that."

"What?!" asked Mike

"Leave the cucumber peels on the floor."

Is this a compliment? I don't think so!