So on my last post, I poke fun at my sister Abby -- well not poke fun at HER, but her lesbian gift wish list (Truly, all she needs is a couple of rolls of paper towels like these for napkins to complete the picture!).
My dad reads it and calls and says
"But Lee, the shoes she has now really give it away already. I don't think these shoes are any different."
I almost snorted the superfood juice I was drinking through my nose.
WOOOO HOOOO! My sister Abby (here she is punching President Bush at the White House) is getting ready to free herself from the closet. FINALLY she's getting ready to proclaim and embrace her sexuality.
How do I know?
Well I got her Christmas list today and let me show you what's on it.
First a Timbuktu bag. Now don't get me wrong I LOVE Timbuktu! Cool shapes, awesome colors. Here is the one Abby wants.
I mean really -- does she think she can fool anyone with this damn bag?
A BACKPACK? Where's she going, hiking? NO - on the road with Second City.
But wait, there's more.
These shoes:
And these are probably her good weekend shoes.
Well she won't be able to hide it anymore.
Everyone will know.
YEah Abby! Finally!
